January 2012
18 posts
“Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And...”
– Leonard Shelby (via monsta)
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Night class cancelled for today!!
Best news I received all week! Hell yea!!!! Whoo so happy. 😂😭 Happy Monday everybaddyy!!
Jan 24th
Jan 23rd
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
32 posts
Finally got a strike in bowling after I chugged a...
(the power of alcohol)
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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“Why are you sad?” “Because you speak to me in words, and I look at you with...”
– Anna Karina, Pierrot Le Fou  (via -sorry)
Dec 30th
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Dec 27th
Dec 23rd
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“I am both happy and sad, & I am still trying to figure out how that could...”
– Stephen Chbosky - The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via quote-book)
Dec 21st
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You only live once
If you think this is going to be a blog about how I got so fucked up last weekend and did something extremely stupid because I’m on that I don’t give a fuck, you only live once mentality, then I’m sorry to disappoint you. If you assumed that this blog was going to be about me getting so high that I forgot to do something important or fail through to accomplish one of my...
Dec 17th
You know what would be awesome? The ability to nap...
(things i say when I’m lazy aka things I say often =P)
Dec 17th
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Can Thor and I just live in Fort Funston?
Dec 15th
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
2 tags
Would really like someone to talk to
Someone outside of my circle But If I tell them everything they’d go running up San Bruno mountain or something..
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
Boredom
-last day of fall 2011. yes - @ work wearing orange scrubs. I look like a convict -13 days until Christmas. Really? - I wrote on my twitter 2 years after I made it. Or should I say, I tweeted? - where the hell is our next patient - random craving to make new friends. Odd. - excited to murder my last final tonight -it’s cold, I hear my bed calling my name -nts: lfattgtfootp...
Dec 13th
Hahaha
Me: One time I was walking out of my friends house and there was a mother raccoon pulling out baby raccoons from her
Ate Alden: (interruption) VAGINA??!
Me: ..no from a sewer.
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
Book Dumbledore: Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
Movie Dumbledore: HARRY POTTER DID YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING NAME INTO THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FUCKING FIRE FROM HELL? DID YOU? HUH?
Dec 4th
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